Lumigramen. Four-panel comic, read left to right, top to bottom. 1. At night outside a house, an inventor presents a brightly glowing green lawn to his friend: "Meet Lumigramen, my genetically engineered grass. It glows in the dark." 2. He says, "I added genes from glowing mushrooms to St. Augustine grass." Then, "It took me all week to resod the whole lawn." She watches thoughtfully. 3. She asks, "Impressive. How did you get your homeowners association to approve this?" 4. Standing beside her on the glowing lawn, he looks at her silently with wide eyes and a drop of sweat.